1 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,400 MARCUS: Hurry up. 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,840 I mean, this is torture. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,480 If people can't use the pump quickly, 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,880 they shouldn't beallowed to use it at all. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,440 I mean, she can see there's a queue. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,680 That's about the speed I go, to be fair. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,880 That's it. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,080 Now pick up the bucket and walk away. 9 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,920 And we're in, if the waterhasn't evaporated by now. 10 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:25,840 Fire Brigade, coming through. 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,720 Oh, no. 12 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,960 Come on. 13 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,880 Out of the way, fella, Fire Brigade. 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 We need to use the well. 15 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,680 Yeah, sorry. 16 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,080 It's just we've been queuing forages, and there's loads of you. 17 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,280 Because of the fire and we need water so. 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,160 Well, so do we. 19 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,480 We're thirsty. 20 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,680 Well, that's not really an emergency, is it? 21 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,200 Could be, in time 22 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,360 I'm pretty parched. 23 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,440 You see, he's parched. 24 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,720 Remove your bucket, fella. 25 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:46,600 Fire Brigade. 26 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,120 No. 27 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,200 You can't just wear redclothes and shout Fire Brigade 28 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,680 at people to avoid queuing. 29 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,280 Just wait your turn like everyone else. 30 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,280 You asshole. 31 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,560 Come on. 32 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,840 Actually, Grumio, will you do the honors? 33 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,800 Sure thing, boss. 34 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,920 [THEME - OLI JULIAN FEAT.MICHAEL PROPHET, "WHEN IN ROME"] 35 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,040 THEME SONG: Yeah. 36 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,960 When in Rome, do as the Romans do. 37 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:20,680 Far from home, all I got is you. 38 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,360 I can't believe howarrogant those red pricks are. 39 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Tell me about it. 40 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,080 All they do is tip water on stuff. 41 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,080 I know, even a cloud can do that. 42 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,520 Evening, Bromans. 43 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,600 Oh, it's pretty banging in here. 44 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,480 Not. 45 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,080 You're early is all. 46 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,360 We're only empty cause allour punters are still at home, 47 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:36,760 you know, having a bath. 48 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,520 - Or having a snooze. - Or having a shave. 49 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,960 - Or having a pull. - Hm. 50 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,680 Or because they'redrinking at the sexy new bar 51 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,560 across the road. 52 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,000 What, another bar? 53 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,280 Yeah, it's this Germanianplace called Wunderbar. 54 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,400 They serve these bigsausages and this cold broth 55 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,360 called beer. 56 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,000 Oh, shit, this is bad. 57 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,240 We need to see what we're up against. 58 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,520 We need to try them sausages. 59 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,840 - Aurelius, you're in charge.- Really? 60 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,520 Right. Wow. 61 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,720 Finally. 62 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,440 I mean, it'll probably be jizz, right? 63 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,960 What do Germanians know about bars? 64 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,640 OK, so it's not jizz. 65 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:12,560 Hello. 66 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,600 Guten hagen. 67 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,560 Yeah, hello. 68 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,480 Hello. 69 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,640 Hello. 70 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,200 Welcome and welcome to Wunderbar. 71 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,240 My name is Lucas. 72 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,000 Here is my sister Stephanie. 73 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,040 Three beers for thisgentleman, please, Steffi. 74 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,560 - Yeah, great. - And a sausage. 75 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:25,440 No, no. 76 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,600 We can't stay. 77 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,280 We have our own bar across the road. 78 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,920 Yeah, if anything, we shouldbe welcoming you to the area. 79 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,640 Oh, I thought that bar was closed. 80 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,960 Nope. 81 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,520 No, that's just the look we're going for. 82 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,120 Inside, it's heaving. 83 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,840 Here you go, our signaturedrink always the way 84 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,960 from Germania. 85 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,760 Well, you got it here quick then. 86 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,640 No. No. 87 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,560 No. 88 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,000 We brew it here. 89 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,440 It would not be efficientto make it in Germania 90 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,760 and then transport it all the way to Rome. 91 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,200 No, it was a joke. 92 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,080 Oh. 93 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,120 Ha ha. 94 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,280 Very funny. 95 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,360 Enjoy. 96 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,280 Nice to meet you. 97 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,320 Bye bye. 98 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,680 Oh, now then. 99 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:00,640 Oh, god, this is awful. 100 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,520 No, it's not. 101 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,560 It's delicious. 102 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,640 No, I know it's delicious. 103 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,120 For us, I mean. - Oh, yeah. 104 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:06,400 No, it's definitely awful for us. 105 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,800 How are we going to compete with this? 106 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,000 We don't. 107 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,400 We just need to reinvent our place a bit. 108 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,320 It's like I've beensaying, find a new angle. 109 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,360 We are not turning it into a strip club. 110 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,000 That is what you mean by new angle, isn't it? 111 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,120 No. 112 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,040 Maybe. 113 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:18,960 Yeah. 114 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,200 But we gotta do something. 115 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,440 Two words, puppet theater. 116 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Yeah, that. 117 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,160 Or the strip club, or both. 118 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,040 Sexy puppets. 119 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,000 No. 120 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,840 That's appalling and weird. 121 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,200 Let's just think. 122 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,960 Try and come up with something for our bar 123 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,480 that is fresh and cool and totally unique. 124 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,400 We can do this. 125 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,360 In fact, no, let's just copy these guys. 126 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,800 This drink is incredible.- Nice. 127 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,320 Yeah. That is way easier. 128 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,760 Oh, and I can figure outthe recipe with my highly 129 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,360 sensitive palate. - Uh-huh. 130 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,920 This is the same highly sensitive 131 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,320 palate that confused saltbeef with tree bark, is it? 132 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,320 That was some verybeefy bark or barky beef. 133 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,920 Yeah, and while he doesthat, I can try to shag Steffi. 134 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,320 And that's relevant how? 135 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,200 You know, like bang some secrets out of her. 136 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,080 Right. 137 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,160 So drinking and humping. 138 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,440 That's the plan. 139 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,960 You two really are so noble, aren't you? 140 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,920 Oh, OK, so you've got a better idea, have you? 141 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,000 Ah, no. Fair enough. 142 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:08,920 Mission approved. 143 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:16,880 Hey, Gloria. 144 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,880 Hey, Marcus. 145 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,040 What's going on? 146 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,600 Lucas here is giving me his piss. 147 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,840 I need the ammonia for a bomb payload of laundry. 148 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,280 And I have plenty from mybumper load of customers. 149 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,800 I thought I was your piss supplier? 150 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,560 Oh, I didn't know we were exclusive. 151 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,920 Oh, dear. 152 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,600 I'm sorry if I'm taking your place here, Marcus. 153 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,040 It's just an informal agreement. 154 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,080 Forgive me if this is nothow we do things here. 155 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,000 No, it is. 156 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,080 He's just being weird. 157 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:38,960 Ah. 158 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,640 Good. 159 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,880 Also, Gloria, I wanted to askyou for a date this Saturday. 160 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 - Oh, um. - What? 161 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:45,880 Saturday? 162 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,440 Let me have a think. 163 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,640 Yeah, Lucas, that is reallynot how we do things here. 164 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,280 We don't just ask someone out direct. 165 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,760 We get to know them, and tryand gauge if they like us back. 166 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,720 But I find her very attractive. 167 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,880 And that's-- 168 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:57,960 I mean, this is extraordinary stuff. 169 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,480 Sure. Why not? 170 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,600 Wunderbar. 171 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,520 And that's a yes from you, is it? 172 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,600 It is. 173 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,800 Yeah, why? 174 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,800 You got a problem with that as well? 175 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,560 No. No. 176 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,280 That's wunderbar. 177 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,240 Very happy for you both. 178 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,840 Right, you're no longer in charge. 179 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:18,720 Yes, sir. 180 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,400 She's all yours. 181 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,560 Not much to report, got a fewchaps from the Fire Brigade in. 182 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,160 What? Why are they here? 183 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,840 They were looking forsomewhere quiet and somber 184 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,000 to drink. 185 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,320 Well, they came to the right place. 186 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,120 Yeah, they lost one of their men earlier. 187 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,520 Apparently, they were heldup getting to a house fire, 188 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,360 so by the time they arrived,it was a bloody inferno. 189 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,200 On the plus side, they arereally putting it away. 190 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,120 Right. 191 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,280 And you're back in charge. 192 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,920 I'm going somewhere else. 193 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,880 Wow, great. 194 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,640 Oh my Jove, it's him. 195 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,520 Hello. 196 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,120 You asshole. 197 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,080 Whoa. 198 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,600 Hey, no, thank you, Mister. 199 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,240 You do not call him an asshole. 200 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,920 We lost one of our good menand true today thanks to you. 201 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,720 You see, your bullshit atthe well, it made us late. 202 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,360 Yes, I-- 203 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,640 I mean, I was waiting for sometime, but, no, you're right. 204 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,880 I was out of order. 205 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,760 I was well out of order, if you will. 206 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,000 I should rip your arms off for what you did. 207 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,240 He was a good man. 208 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,160 And true, I know. 209 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,080 I'm sorry. 210 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,240 Please, don't do that. 211 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,720 Tell you what. 212 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,520 This is my bar, so how aboutas a gesture of goodwill 213 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,480 I get you guys a round of free drinks. 214 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:19,480 A round? 215 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,200 A man died. - A night then? 216 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,080 One night. 217 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,280 Are you serious? 218 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:27,240 A week, seven nights of free drinks. 219 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,760 Fine, plus bar snacks, yes? 220 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,760 Mm-hmm. 221 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:33,720 Plus bar snacks. 222 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,640 Salve, Grumio? 223 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,360 All right, Big Lad. 224 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,960 You've discovered beer too then? 225 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,600 Well, I haven't discovered what's in it. 226 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,280 That's the problem. 227 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,240 Want to make it at our gaff, yousee, if you've got any ideas. 228 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,120 [whistle] 229 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,880 Now you're asking. 230 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,880 I'd say water and, well, brown. 231 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,360 Yeah, that's what I got, water and brown, 232 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,040 after that, I'm blank. 233 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,640 Well, I guess you're going tohave to keep on drinking then. 234 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,520 Oh, sad graft, thisresearch business, isn't it? 235 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,280 What? 236 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,560 What are you smiling at? 237 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,520 Nothing. 238 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:17,640 I just really like it here. 239 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,560 Oh, yeah? 240 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:19,560 Yeah. 241 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,680 It's got everything, hasn't it? 242 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,720 Music. 243 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,200 Beer. 244 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,160 Whatever it is you callthat barmaid's linen blouse. 245 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,520 We call it [non-english]. 246 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:28,960 Wow. 247 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,760 It's another world, isn't it? 248 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,440 Tell me everything about your country 249 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,600 and the beer and your culture,and how you make the beer. 250 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,640 Nine. 251 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,960 Germania is boring. 252 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,720 I couldn't wait to leave, you know? 253 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,440 Exploits of freedom of movement you get 254 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,440 from being part of the empire. 255 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,920 I had a real wanderlust. 256 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:47,960 You know this word? 257 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,720 No, but I can guess. 258 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,640 You wanted to make guys like me basically. 259 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,480 Exactly. 260 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,520 You are want to try one ofmy special wurst, Jason? 261 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,640 Homemade. 262 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,760 Yeah, go on then. 263 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,120 What's the worse that could happen? 264 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,040 Oh. 265 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,560 Wow. OK. 266 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:05,440 That's going to be tight. 267 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,800 [rooster crowing] 268 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,320 Shut up. 269 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,560 I hate that bloody hen. 270 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,760 It's a cock. 271 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,360 Damn right, it s, running it's beak 272 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,280 off at this time of morning. 273 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,760 Uh-huh. 274 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,400 So did your sensitive palatedeliver the goods then? 275 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:21,960 Well, here's the thing. 276 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,480 The more I drank, the lesssensitive my palate became. 277 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,760 Funny that. 278 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,320 I know, so in the end, I couldn't get much 279 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,080 further than water and brown. 280 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,080 - Hello. - Hello. 281 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,000 Hello. 282 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,080 Nice threads. 283 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,320 Danke schoen. 284 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,760 Please tell me you didn't buy those. 285 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:37,640 Relax. 286 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,080 I borrowed them off Lucas. 287 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,080 My tunic was in a bit of a state this morning. 288 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,360 I really don't want to know. 289 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,600 Absolutely splattered in sausage juice. 290 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,080 God, that's revolting. 291 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,600 No, I mean the juicefrom an extra large wurst. 292 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,080 Although, I did get jizz on them as well. 293 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,560 Smashing. 294 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,280 I tell you what, I totallyget why the Germanians 295 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,680 wear these leather shorts now. 296 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,120 You just wipe everything off. 297 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,240 Like a bib for your body. 298 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,480 Like a body bib, exactly. 299 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,440 I want a body bib. 300 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,200 So, sorry, you did it then? 301 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,680 You actually honey trapped the barmaid? 302 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,320 Yeah. 303 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,160 I didn't just sit there eatingsausages and jizz on myself. 304 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,960 And, what's you find out? 305 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:08,840 Oh, loads. 306 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,440 She is fascinating. 307 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,360 Her and Lucas are from thisbeautiful little town called 308 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,240 Furstenwalde of the Spree, which is 309 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,920 one of the largest carrot producing 310 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,640 areas in the whole of Germania. 311 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:18,960 Oh, sounds wicked. 312 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,440 And they have this kite festival as well. 313 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,360 What about beer? 314 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,480 Huh? 315 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,640 What did you find out about beer? 316 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,560 Oh, yeah. 317 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:25,600 No, nothing. 318 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,560 Well, that was the whole point. 319 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah, sorry. 320 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,280 We did have some wellnoisy Germanic sex though. 321 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,560 How does that help? 322 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:32,960 No, no. 323 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,240 It doesn't, but, youknow, it helps me in terms 324 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,440 of my overall mood and fitness. 325 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,800 Sorry. 326 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,560 Well, I expected you both to fail obviously, 327 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,360 but this is pretty spectacular. 328 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,520 [farting] 329 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,200 Why not, Grumio, fart on. 330 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,760 You can't really make things worse. 331 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,360 Oh, sorry, that is yeasty. 332 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,560 Hang on. 333 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:56,280 Yeast, that's an ingredient, isn't it? 334 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,160 Who's failing now? 335 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,600 So, all in all, we've got47 denarii and 20 sesterces. 336 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,520 Plus, 33 bottles of wine and 79 peanuts. 337 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,040 78 peanuts. 338 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,960 Which means, barring asudden upsurge in customers, 339 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,840 we can only afford to stayopen for another nine days. 340 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,760 Customer. 341 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,160 We got a customer. 342 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,920 Yeah, maybe don't shout customer, Grumio. 343 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,440 It's a bit desperate. 344 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,160 Also, this one's not a customerin the strictest sense, 345 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,880 as he's getting free drinks all week. 346 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,760 What? 347 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,240 Why? 348 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,200 Because, you know, wehave to support the good men 349 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,160 and true of the Fire Brigade. 350 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,320 And 351 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,480 Because you murdered one of them. 352 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,080 And, well, murdered is a bit strong, 353 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,520 but I guess I helped kill aman, so what are you having? 354 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,560 Oh, don't worry, I'm not after a drink. 355 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,800 Oh, good news. 356 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,920 I just wanted to book in our annual Fire 357 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,280 Brigade party on Friday. 358 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,600 This Friday? 359 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,880 Uh-huh. 360 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,440 Could we make it next Friday? 361 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,480 Would that work for you? 362 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,760 No. 363 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,720 Because then it wouldn't be free, would it? 364 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,960 Yeah. 365 00:10:59,080 --> 00:10:59,880 Come on, the free drinks thing wasn't 366 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,360 meant for massive parties. 367 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,800 That's a bit of a mistake. 368 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,560 Well, then you shouldhave let us in at the well, 369 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,680 shouldn't you? 370 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,600 Asshole. 371 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,160 I mean, that is a huge booking for us. 372 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,600 I realize we're paying for it,so it's even worse, but still. 373 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,200 Yes, it's much worse. 374 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,360 We're done for. 375 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,600 It's over. 376 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,320 We are officially all out of options. 377 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,600 Oh oh, book overboard. 378 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,000 Hello. 379 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:31,120 So, guys, I am interestedin buying your bar. 380 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,000 Is it for sale? 381 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,640 We should at least hear them out. 382 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,520 No way. 383 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,840 I ain't hearing shit. 384 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,440 Look, we can't give up on our dream. 385 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,320 You see, I'm thinking that maybe we can. 386 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,960 We could have a new dream. 387 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,400 One where we're not sellingshit wine to invisible customers 388 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,080 in a converted toilet. 389 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,400 But I can make beer. 390 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,040 Trust me. 391 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,160 Now that I've got water andyeast, I've almost cracked it. 392 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,560 Yes, but wet yeast aside,Grumio, the Crown and Toga 393 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,680 is hardly a roaring success, is it? 394 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,000 And Wunderbar is coining it. 395 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,560 I mean, think about it. 396 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,880 With the amount they're earning,they're bound to make us 397 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,880 an offer that we can't refuse. 398 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,120 800 denari? 399 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,360 800? 400 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,000 You must've missed off a couple of C's, mate. 401 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,400 We think that's a fair price. 402 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,560 Well, it isn't. 403 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,280 Our bar is worth way more than that. 404 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,840 I mean, this is what wetake in a month, or a week. 405 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,040 Well, we happen to know thatyou have almost no customers 406 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,040 these days. 407 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,360 Oh, no, how'd you know that? 408 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,720 As in, that is not true. 409 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,680 We have plenty of customers, thank you. 410 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,280 But things are so bad right now 411 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,640 that you plan to turn thebar into a puppet strip club, 412 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,520 right? 413 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,520 Did you tell her that? 414 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,400 I-- yes, clearly. 415 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,120 You were meant to bebanging things out of her, 416 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,120 not the other way around. 417 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,640 She kept feeding me sausages. 418 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,880 Oh, that explains it. 419 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,280 No, it doesn't. 420 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,960 I can't believe youtricked me, you dick bag. 421 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,160 You tried to trick me too, you dick bag. 422 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,000 Look, guys, it is obviousthat your bar is in trouble 423 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,480 and that you have no business plan 424 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,640 to speak of beyond stealingour family beer recipe 425 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,680 or setting up some kind of handpuppet and striptease club. 426 00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:00,320 But because we protect oursecrets and you do not, 427 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,640 I suggest you take the 800. 428 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,560 No. 429 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,120 nine. No deal. 430 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,000 We are not selling. 431 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,520 Not now, not ever. 432 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,480 We may not be turning much of a profit per se, 433 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,640 but soon, our bar is goingto make some serious denari. 434 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,160 Oh, yeah, how? 435 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,920 By watering down your drinks, huh? 436 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,440 Nope. 437 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,200 By making it the best barin the whole goddamn city. 438 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,840 You're looking at the guyswho took a run down toilet 439 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,760 and turned into aslightly less rundown bar, 440 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,080 so if anyone here isopening a chain, it is us. 441 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,120 Fucking A. And you cankeep your leather shorts. 442 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,400 I'll bring them back later. 443 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,640 We should definitely water down our drinks. 444 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,800 I know. 445 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,920 Why didn't we think of that before? 446 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,280 Oh, salvo, boys. 447 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,640 All right, milady? 448 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:50,000 I'll say. 449 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,440 I just bagged me myself a nearly new hydrangea. 450 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,200 From a memorial? 451 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,040 Don't judge me, beaky, it'sjust some dead firemen wanker. 452 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,080 Yes, I heard all about that. 453 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,160 Well, I watched it happen. 454 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,880 Stupid pricks only went to the wrong house. 455 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,800 Oh, no, I did not hear about that. 456 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,120 That tossed pop captain only took them to number 457 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,240 12 instead of number 21. 458 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:13,960 They chucked half theirwater before he realized. 459 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,560 About time I got here, itwas blazing like a bastard. 460 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,840 So, it was the captain's fault? 461 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,200 That's why they were late? 462 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,000 Yeah, and that's why I got free hydrangea. 463 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,360 So, you know, every cloud. 464 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,280 Danke for the ledertrouser. 465 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,280 Bitte? 466 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,360 No, I'm not bitter actually. 467 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,160 I'm disappointed, if anything,that you could just pump 468 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,560 me for information like that. 469 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,520 As I recall, Jason, you were the one pumping me. 470 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,120 I mean, did you even mean any of it? 471 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:55,000 any of those like yahs andsort of yodeling noises real? 472 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,640 Yeah, Jason. 473 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,040 Naturlich they were real. 474 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,200 What about all of those times you said ohnk. 475 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,240 Yeah, you see, I didn't know I said ohnk 476 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:08,200 during that sort of thing, so, yes, 477 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,320 they would have been very real. 478 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,680 Do I really say ohnk? 479 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,160 Yes, you say it a lot. 480 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,800 You see? 481 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,000 Like our minds might been fakingit, but our bodies weren't. 482 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,040 We should listen to our bodies. 483 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,720 So, she's like, that's not the only thing 484 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,320 that's on fire around here,if you know what I mean. 485 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,800 And I go, oh, right. 486 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,680 Well, let me put that out for you. 487 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,080 Hi there. 488 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,480 Sorry to interrupt while you're so hard at it. 489 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,280 Yes, well, we're betweenfires at the moment, fella. 490 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,000 I'm glad you came by actually. 491 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,840 I wanted to talk to you about our party. 492 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,400 Yes, me too. 493 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,440 We were thinking cocktailsout of little red buckets. 494 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,320 Oh, what a witty idea. 495 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,040 And I'd love to, but you're not having 496 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,720 your party at my bar anymore. 497 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,080 Seeing as your good man and truedied not because I held you up 498 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,760 at the well but because you clowns 499 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,360 went to the wrong bloody address. 500 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,240 Well, it was a combination. 501 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,080 Oh, come off it, mate. 502 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,680 I know that's why you were late. 503 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,600 And to be fair, it was your strop 504 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,000 at the well that got me sonarked that I read the numerals 505 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,480 the wrong way around. 506 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,600 Well, clearly you shouldn'tbe doing such a highly 507 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,040 skilled job then, should you? 508 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,520 That requires both splashingthings and reading. 509 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,520 But, come on, the party'sall planned for tomorrow. 510 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,720 I booked a dog sitter. 511 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,920 Couldn't give a shit. 512 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,600 Tell you what, why don't you find 513 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,640 another bar owner to accuse ofmurder, get drunk on his tab. 514 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,960 [belch] 515 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,760 Oh, that's woody. 516 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,240 Like a stroll through a meadow in autumn. 517 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,840 How many more of these are you going to need? 518 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,200 Pop it down, dickhead. 519 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,600 Because the Germanians are getting suspicious. 520 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,480 What, dickhead? 521 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,800 Shut up. 522 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,760 We're conducting vital research over here. 523 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,400 [belch] [sniff] 524 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,840 Oh, yeah. 525 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,760 Yeah, I'm getting woodytoo and farmland and maybe 526 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,840 just a hint of the ocean. 527 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,360 No, I had calamari for lunch. 528 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,240 Just ignore that. 529 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,160 I'll try my best. 530 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,320 Hit me again. 531 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,160 [belch] 532 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,400 I'm sorry, that came upfrom the bottom of the barrel. 533 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,280 Yeah, I can tell. 534 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,880 Oh, that is-- 535 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,560 This is absolutely appalling. 536 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,720 Barley. 537 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,280 It's bloody barley. - It's barley. 538 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,240 He's only gone and done it. 539 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,240 It's barley. 540 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,560 Oh, yes. 541 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,480 Actually, I'm a bit light headed after that. 542 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,960 Hey, Gloria, sorry if was being weird earlier. 543 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,440 You can get your piss from whoever you want. 544 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,040 Oh, OK. 545 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,280 I don't really need yourpermission, but thank you. 546 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,720 Also, do you want to goon a date tonight with me? 547 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,400 I didn't think that was how we did things here. 548 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,000 Yeah, I'm experimenting with the whole Germanian 549 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,440 say what you mean thing. 550 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,000 It feels quite weird. 551 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,200 You do know that I've gota date with Lucas tomorrow? 552 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,960 Or maybe not, if tonight goes well. 553 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,240 What do you say? 554 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,280 I say, you better take me somewhere nice. 555 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,680 Oh, of course. 556 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,800 I know this fantastic converted toilet. 557 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,960 Sounds terrible. 558 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:13,840 See you there are 8:00. 559 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,160 Oh, ohnk. 560 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,760 I love immigration. 561 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,760 I have a wurst on thegrill that I made specially 562 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,080 to remind me of your shvontz. 563 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,880 Oh, Steffi, you're spoiling me. 564 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,680 Oh, by Jove, that tastes like pure evil. 565 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,440 I think I'm going blind and deaf. 566 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,640 Why can't I hear anything? 567 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,080 Too much barley maybe? 568 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,680 No. there's still something missing. 569 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,760 Damn you, beer. 570 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,440 Why is it so strong? 571 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,720 Well, we've overcooked it, soit's become a sort of potcheen. 572 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,200 A what, sorry? 573 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,880 Oh, you know, fire water,arse-fuel, devil's piss. 574 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,320 It's about 70% proof. 575 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,440 We'll get there eventually. 576 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,720 I know we will, Grumio. 577 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,280 You know why? 578 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,960 Because we are resourcefulgo-getters, who can achieve 579 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,040 anything we put our minds to. 580 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,480 I believe that. 581 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,120 That's quite a new belief. 582 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,360 Well, I've got a date tonightwith a woman I really like, 583 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520 who is aware that it's a dateand has agreed to it anyway. 584 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,400 Nice one. 585 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,680 Thank you. 586 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,160 I feel like we're entering a new phase. 587 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,560 You know, like we're finally growing up. 588 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,200 I got the recipe book. 589 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,000 I nicked it from Steffi's whileshe was grilling her sausage 590 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,680 in the shape of my dick. - Boom-ting. 591 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,960 - Or maybe not. - Go on. 592 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:42,840 There you are then. 593 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,920 No, turn around first. 594 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,240 Oh my god. 595 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:50,280 OK, so it's water, yeast, barley, and hops. 596 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,720 Hops. It's hops. 597 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,880 Hops. 598 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,960 That's what it is. 599 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,440 It's hops. It's hops. 600 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,360 It's hops. 601 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,280 It's hops. 602 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,600 - Whoa, whoa, careful. - It's OK. 603 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,480 I've got it. 604 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,680 I got it. 605 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,600 Whoa. 606 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,000 [yelling] 607 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,800 Fire. 608 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,960 Our bar's on fire. 609 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,280 Help! 610 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,880 Can we borrow some piss, please, Gloria? 611 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,040 We'll pay you back in beers. 612 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,440 Sure. 613 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,640 I've got a load leftover from the Germanians. 614 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,680 Come on, I'll help you. 615 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,560 Fire. 616 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,520 Fire. 617 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,400 Well, well, well. 618 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,480 Hi, there. 619 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,160 Hello. 620 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,480 Um, I realize you guys may notbe my biggest fans right now, 621 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,040 but we've got a bit of a fire situation going on. 622 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:37,920 Oh, dear. 623 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040 Well, that is a shame. 624 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,720 And if you're good men and true 625 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,000 could please put it out for uswe would, A, be very grateful, 626 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,200 and B, give you free drinks for,I don't know, a month or more. 627 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,360 Well, I'd probably take theboys to the wrong address, 628 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,720 wouldn't I? - Yes. 629 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,360 Very good. 630 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,400 I mean, you definitely wouldn'tbecause it's that one there 631 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,440 with all the smoke. 632 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,800 Well, we'd love to help you out, 633 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,600 but we're in the middle of our party right now. 634 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,640 How about next Friday? 635 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,960 Oh, wie schade. 636 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,520 Ah, Lucas, Steffi, maybe he will take 637 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,240 you up on that offer after all. 638 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,640 800 denari, right? 639 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,240 Well, that seems a little high Now 640 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,480 700? 641 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,400 400? 642 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,560 Oh, no, come on. 643 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,280 Aye, where's my notebook, you pig dog? 644 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,320 Yeah, sorry. 645 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,480 It's in the-- 646 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,160 All right, 400, deal. 647 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,200 The offer is now 200. 648 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,200 Right. 649 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,600 We're out of piss from the jugs. 650 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,040 Let's see what we've got in our bodies. 651 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,760 Yeah, I reckon I could go now. 652 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,920 Take it our little drinkis not happening then? 653 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040 No, of course, it's happening. 654 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,480 We just might have to find avenue that's a bit less hot. 655 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,000 I know this cool Germanian place. 656 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,640 Sounds perfect. 657 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,040 I'll just help with that first. 658 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,920 Yep. 659 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,360 Nudge over, boys. 660 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,520 Look, I think it's working. 661 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,400 It is. 662 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,360 Come on. 663 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,360 [MUSIC - OLI JULIAN FEAT. 664 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,280 VINCENT NAP, "I CAME, I SAW"] 665 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,720 [SINGING] Ahhh. 666 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,640 Better get ready. 667 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,560 Ahhh. 668 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,720 Hear me calling. 669 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,640 Ahh. I came. 670 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,560 I saw. 671 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,480 I conquered. 672 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,520 I came. I saw. 673 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,480 I conquered. I came. 674 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,360 I saw. 675 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,880 I conquered. 676 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,360 Can I conquer you? 677 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,880 Gotta believe. I came. 678 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,760 I saw. 679 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,280 I conquered. I came. 680 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,160 I saw. 681 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,680 I conquered. I came. 682 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,560 I saw. 683 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,480 I conquered. 684 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,280 Can I conquer you. 685 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,160 Oh yeah. 686 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,360 Can I conquer? 687 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,520 I gotta conquer.